Jesikah Maximus? More like Gluteus Maximus. Now personally, I’m a boob guy, so forgive me if I am wrong, but I think that this booty is better than Vida Guerra’s. That is one perfectly round apple bottom fellas. Jesikah Maximus. The ass that launched 1000 ships.

I was browsing some other wallpaper sites, and over on sexywallpapers.XXX (no link love for the c-suckers) had stolen a few of our wallpapers and placed their cheesy logo on them, trying to pass them off as their own.

No link, no credit, just theft. Screw those guys. I went ahead and stole this Aria Giovanni wallpaper. It isn’t that good, but she sure is.

When you see other cheap ass wallpaper sites stealing our stuff, give them sh!t about it, and let us know.

I cannot believe that I haven’t yet posted a Denise Milani wallpaper. Denise is easily one of the most fantastic naturally busty women on the planet. DDD isn’t only her cup size, it would also be the most intelligent thing I could possibly say if she pressed those massive funpillows into my face.

Actually, it would sound more like BBB, but that would completely ruin the joke here guys.

Megan Fox. Sure, we all saw her in Transformers. Hot… funny how she seems to “transform” from a C cup to a B cup in the two pictures here. It is also funny how desperately she is trying to make it look like she has an ass.

Megan Fox is a pretty girl, but not much else.

I have never heard of Joanna Krupa. According to our friends at wikipedia.org, she is a Playboy model who once did a nude ad for PETA. PETA sucks my ass. It also says she was a Juggy Dancer on The Man Show for a while. That was the cool Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla, not the Monument to all things that Suck Man Show with Joe Rogan and that strange afterbirth Stanhope.

Why do I love Jessica Simpson?

Is it because of her fantastic smile?
No.

Is it because of her gorgeous face?
No.

Is it because of her huge, ample bosoms?
Well… partially…

Is it because Tony Romo was so focused on screwing her brains out that he blew the Dallas Cowboy’s playoff hopes?
Yup. Screw the Dallas Cowboys.

You don’t get too much hotter than Allison Angel. Unless you are a big boob porn perv like me, you probably have no idea who she is. Do a Google Search. You’ll find her. And you’ll enjoy her thoroughly. Or else I’m pulling your man card. Don’t tempt me, I will, and you know it, bucko.

Jessica Alba has always been near the top of my list of “Girls Who Dont Have Huge Tits, But I’d Do Them Anyways”. She was really bad in the “Fantastic Four”, but I think she has the “Fantastic Two” thing working for her. Regardless… this is Jessica Alba, pre-pregnancy. The only way she will ever look like this again is by spending six months with a trainer, and some serious airbrush to get rid of the stretchmarks.

Enjoy it while you can, Cash.

Shelly Russel. With so many of the best “naturally gifted” models coming from England and Eastern Europe these days, it is great to see this American made beauty. Billing herself as an all natural 34F, this Playboy model is not your typical airbrushed, plastic boobed girl preferred by “The Hef”. Personally, I would like to see a lot more of her in the future, and I definitely recommend her for next year’s Hottie Battle Royal over at Fat Boy Magazine.

Katie Fey is a fantastic piece of work. Though not as gifted in the upper half as her Fey “sister” Felicity Fey, she definitely has a fantastic overall package that some bastard other than me is thoroughly enjoying, possibly as we speak. Makes you sick to your stomach, doesn’t it?