Jesikah Maximus? More like Gluteus Maximus. Now personally, I’m a boob guy, so forgive me if I am wrong, but I think that this booty is better than Vida Guerra’s. That is one perfectly round apple bottom fellas. Jesikah Maximus. The ass that launched... 

I have never heard of Joanna Krupa. According to our friends at wikipedia.org, she is a Playboy model who once did a nude ad for PETA. PETA sucks my ass. It also says she was a Juggy Dancer on The Man Show for a while. That was the cool Man Show with Jimmy... 

Why do I love Jessica Simpson? Is it because of her fantastic smile? No. Is it because of her gorgeous face? No. Is it because of her huge, ample bosoms? Well… partially… Is it because Tony Romo was so focused on screwing her brains out that he blew... 

Jessica Alba has always been near the top of my list of “Girls Who Dont Have Huge Tits, But I’d Do Them Anyways”. She was really bad in the “Fantastic Four”, but I think she has the “Fantastic Two” thing working for her.... 

I must admit, I am not familiar with Jodie Marsh’s work, or whatever the hell it is she does. I could of course easily just Google her, but I’m a fat lazy tub of goo, and I’m not going to do that. Suffice to say she is good looking and has...