Why do I love Jessica Simpson?
Is it because of her fantastic smile? No.
Is it because of her gorgeous face? No.
Is it because of her huge, ample bosoms? Well… partially…
Is it because Tony Romo was so focused on screwing her brains out that he blew the Dallas Cowboy’s playoff hopes? Yup. Screw the Dallas Cowboys.
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