When we were just boys, we found Nikki Cox on some Married With Children ripoff, a show so bad, I can’t even remember the name. But we watched anyway, because this girl made Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) look like a 12 year old boy.
And she just kept on growing.
Later, she either married or was engaged to (who cares) Bobcat Goldthwait. Then Bob set someone’s couch on fire… or something.
Even later still, she either married or was (or is, again who cares) engaged to Jay Mohr.
Seriously, what is this chick’s fascination with washed up comedians with receding hairlines? If it would help me pull tail like Nikki Cox, I’d strongly consider shaving my mane and dropping some crappy jokes on Open Mic night.
Dare to dream…
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